I’ve always felt small when in the sea.
Forget the language of love – we’re diving into the language of orgasms.
‘What’s the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris?’
‘A man will spend 15 minutes looking for a golf ball.’
Finding time to write can be difficult for us creative types, even if it’s our number one passion. Jobs, families, friends and other commitments rein over our lives and sitting down to scribble some words or type some notes can feel like a distant fantasy sometimes. Priorities take over and before you know it you haven’t written a single anecdote for weeks and your mind is itching to splurt its discoveries onto paper.